she definitely has that "I'll bang you, but then I'll tell your girlfriend" look to her.
How do I say to her "Have you eaten mango lately because my penis had an allergic reaction"
I would give my right arm to go back to college. Or maybe not. Would be kinda hard to pick up guys with one arm. Then again, knowin what I do now...I could take any freshman bithc with only one arm.
you just can't say no to drugs on a mirrored table.
you're in nursing school, now tell me what to do about a burned clit.
it's official, after last weekend my girl number is higher than my guy number. fix this.
Its 10:23 on a monday morning and im craving jello shots, this is a problem
Let me put it this way - if I had a list of things I would like between my legs, she would rank below the cello I turned into firewood sophomore year.
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Oh god. I just had a sex dream about the talking dog from the Bush's Baked Beans commercials.
well one of us has to be wrong and it's not going to be me
I've already come to terms that I'm gonna have to bone a few gross librarians, but hey, it's college
Hey I'm coming to get my gin do you want a good luck blowjob for your exam tmrw
Everyone is all excited about the iPhone 7 being water resistant and I'm only concerned with whether or not it can be destroyed by salsa or cum
gonna stay in tonight
and im a platypus. shotgun a beer and get your dick to this party. ive got some hot friends visiting
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