She stuck a Big Gulp bend-y straw up his ass to see if he could handle anal.
Ew, and?!
Well he couldn't and the deal was he had to drink something using it afterwards.
remember when mike pissed in his pants and then put a double cheeburger in the pocketsss of said wet pants for "safe keeping"? yea drunker then that.
I truly believe that the solid foundation of any healthy relationship is a drunken one night stand so I can just get all the nasty shit out on the table
Ive been home for 20 minutes and I'm already in bed with a vodka tonic
I'm eating a piece of cake like an apple. At least my thought process is healthy.
I have got to stop singing on voicemails. I just left my dad a 6 minute musical message.
I dont care how high you are "yes" is not the correct response to "what do you want from Taco Bell" Mom.
New found love of volunteering, when there's free wine available at all times. Good times. And I get to to feel good about helping people.
Checked my photo vault today... My self nudie folder is passing the 150 mark.
The weird thing is that you don't send them to anyone. You just keep them for yourself...
He asked if I could ever take him seriously, I told him I just like his doggy style.....needless to say I snuck out after an awkward cuddle session... I wont be calling him at 2 am anymore.
This guy on Hoarders just said "we're all about 4 or 5 decisions away from shitting in a bucket". True dat
Yeah, first date. First take a pic of him to circulate around for your friends and than have him fill out a short penis questionnaire. Seems completely legit to me.
At one point I was convinced he was a snake and was going to eat me And I just accepted it
At least you didn't lose your virginity to chumbawumba
hey sorry i didnt call i just got out of jail, so you still dtf ?
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