that sweater is a total boner killer. you might as well be wearing a wedding dress.
It was worth having to clean the cum stains out of the carpet.
How do you have time to get laid so much in law school?
I like to set goals for myself. for example, he was my first libertarian
He wants to make love to me in a sea of paint and wash my tears away with the brushes surrounding us..I've known him for 2 days.
I can trace it back to that drunken night where we peed on each other in the shower.
I just had to tell her that no she really doesnt need to sneak pizza from mcmurrays out in a plastic bag for me later
We played strip Bananagrams and I won. Thank fuck I read a lot as a child.
So, since you're now a four night stand, I feel comfortable asking: Did I leave my sunglasses at your house? Or my underwear?
After a little too much, I decided public urination was a constitutional right.. Nearly got deported for that one
He will be forever remembered as "birthday failure" ...Got him to pierce his tongue in my bathroom, but not sleep with me......
If drinking had a "new high score" I think I hit it this weekend.
It's only funny because he thinks you had sex with him to rob him.
I feel like with a dick like that he could of done more with it
Hey, I'm sleeping in your car...lol just knock on the window in the morning
I just realized I had arrested my one night stand from last night...
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