Good. I was naked most of the night. But sometimes I would wear my tux vest...But only my tux vest. It was classy
from now on my penis is your penis
You should get sea herpes
I mean sea horses
Just so you know, each of my boobs fits perfectly in a martini glass.
Best text conversation ever. Other than the one we had about using blood for lube.
I'm sorry I didn't make it out, I got distracted by sparkley boobies.
We were squawking at each other for over an hour like chickens. Literally. Never touching the stuff again and never again showing my face at that Denny's.
I woke him up and he was mumbling something about it being moist, or he peed himself but it was okay.
She may be a slut, but at least she's a dedicated slut. She's always super tan and has her shit shaved in really cool designs.
Im pretty sure by the fifth subway ride after going in circles the four times prior, we all just accepted that we werent making the concert and should instead enjoy our magical weed and tequila laced journey.
Their engagement party consisted of them doing shots, yelling at each other, leaving for 30 minutes, and coming back with smiles.
I'd say they're off to a great start!
I don't think ill be here long the chick I came to see is blowing rails with a drag queen
Just at the gym drinking. We call it treadmillcolada
It must have been good head...he put down the Xbox controller
if it makes u feel better, i skipped class so i could go to a sex convention in jersey a few hours earlier than if i went to class.
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