i just bought ciggarettes using my court citation as id. I've reached an all time low.
Isn't that the only thing she's good at? Complaining and blow jobs?
He yelled out my full name in bed...I felt like I was being scolded.
couldn't find my pants so i stole a pair of shorts from the passed out kid in the corner.
i wasn't gonna shower then i remembered i slept in my own piss
IT ISN'T. I'M A LITTLE HIGH.
YOU'RE ALWAYS A LITTLE HIGH.
NO. IT'S RARE THAT I'M A LITTLE HIGH. I'M ALWAYS HIGH AS FUCK. THERE'S A DIFFERENCE.
this temple that is my body is starting to crumble and turn into ruins
Before we have sex for the first time I would like "eye of the tiger" to be playing to mentally prepare me for what I'm about to endure.
You've opened Pandora's butthole my friend. There's no going back.
I think I've done enough damage with my vagina as of late, thank you
We need to get me chipped asap
I almost had a threesome in a giant beanbag chair. I love college.
Guy from the bar last night left his number on my waterbill on the counter, at the bottom he put don't forget I can hook you up at Little Caesars I work their part time.
You sure know how to pick em.
I may just have to resign myself to life in flats. He's a sexy little chipmunk that worships me.
Put on your bikini and meet me at the pool \nit’s cock o’clock!
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