Yo I'm just eating dinner now. U ready to go out?
Ya ya. Where you eating?
Cereal and beer. U kno u want in.
Dont worry, she is sitting right next to me. She is making it clear she wants to scissor
Yeah I guess I was Pocahontus. If she were a trifling drunk who hung out in her undies, with possible brain damage.
So much for the toy store...Not a butt plug in the entire place. See you tonight.
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I have fb friend requests from two random swedish brothers... Must have something to do with that hostel I stumbled into on mardi gras
Someone better explain the burnt stove marks on my bed.
Had the longest conversation today with a potentially homeless cuban woman about mind control.
i'm calling it my monica lewinsky shirt now. may it live forever in infamy.
I'm wearing a dinosaur hat bikini cone bra over my shirt. So good things are happening
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So some drunk guy just tried to convince me with all of his passion that bacon is a color
I feel like I missed the land of milk and honey and instead wound up in the land of beer and pizza. And yet, I think I'm happier here.
I made the last cup in beer pong off the dude's hat. I also faintly remember rapping Forever by Drake during said game.
REMEBER. We are young, horny, and poor. If someone wants to give us alcohol... TAKE. IT.
I got wine drunk and bought a hedgehog
last night you said that you wanted to hold my dick as you slept because it was like having a stuffed animal.
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