We're celebrating his weight gain and arrest.and by we I mean I, and by celebrating I mean getting dangerously drunk
Thats the worst face I've ever seen you make an I've seen you throw up in your own hair.
Well I don't know him that well so I don't think I can give advice. You should make him a cake. Or have sex with him.
Pizza delivery...for when you need to eat your feelings for the sex you aren't having
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They got me high and left me at the mall with a giftcard for $400. I need an adult.
I'm at some strange place in what feels like Mexico, high and getting tacos.
I cannot FaceTime with your penis
I guess, all I remember was giving you road head the whole way there so you wouldn't fall asleep.
The only people in the library at 5:00 on the friday after finals are homeless or pre-med.
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At this point I think you're just judging my taste in men
She's been drunk for three days now
Like three straight days. 72 hours
She's been covered in glitter for the last two and somehow she found a monkey
We are 100% horrible people, and im extremely happy we are friends
I know he’s a bad decision but he's casual, his penis is amazing and his technique is on point.
I just woke up butt-naked in bed with a guy I've never seen..I reached into my bag next to the bed to get my phone and found a bag of shrooms, a handle of vodka, and 600 dollars that I've never seen. what do I do
enjoy it.
I just told my bowl "sorry" for putting it down, because I thought I hurt its feelings. omg. I'm high.
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