i think i want to fuck a midget just to see how difficult it would be
I just watched the quarterback of Purdue get shut down by a girl at a bar. not a good omen
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I told you not to ruin your birthday surprise!
She gives pretty bad head, but when it's in her dad's Lexus SUV it's tough to complain.
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I'm doing shots of jagger in dixi cups and making a lesson plan for my 8th grader summer school class. My life is so close to adulthood I can taste it
I still think the kiddie pool full of jello option is worth exploring. Just sayin'.
I just told him he had gained a new brother. He immediately knew I meant the eskimo kind.
Your heart is a swirling cauldron of blackness that does not pump blood but rather a sludgey mixture of evil and broken dreams.
4 people stoned, 3 boys I've slept with, 2 I gave chlamydia, and a partridge in a pear treeeeee
How festive
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If you loved me you'd bring cheese fries and a condom
I feel like my vagina was punched by chuck Norris, a Brazilian chuck Norris.
He bought the 12 pack of condoms. I take that as a sign of serious commitment.
So...a chick sucked my crank...now her dog is licking my feet. I feel like a pharoh on vacation.
Girl in front of me just swan dove into the middle of the carpeted hallway, stood up, clapped for herself, and then continued walking. My life is complete.
Im crying watching 9/11 footage eating spray can cheese in my pajamas.
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