Turns out drinking large amounts of Gentleman Jack does NOT turn you into a Gentleman -- quite the opposite actually.
When we were fucking, you could hear the beer sloshing around in my stomach
You were face down, at your computer, surrounded by beer bottles listening a bagpipes version of amazing grace.
this kid at 40 friday greeted another kid by saying "heeey farmville neighbor"
dude.
yep. needless to say i didn't meet anyone and spent yet another friday night masturbating.
So after the reception we snuck back into the church for drunken hook up. we passed out there and woke up in time for 6am mass still dressed from the wedding. spiritually trashy or classy?
I woke up in his bed wearing nothing but my underwear and it was on backwards and my entire body is too sore to move...
Im glad someone is finally more of a drunken slut than I am.
It's surprise blowjob week. You should be excited.
Remind me not to get naked underneath a tree I'm allergic to again.
Why is it so hot and why are these the only pants in my life.
My phone has started autocorrecting "monogamy" to "monogamish"
Dude I turned down free booze. I think I'm growing as a person.
All I want to do is drink an excessive amount of free alcohol bought from strange men, while taking frequent trips to the bathroom to snort an assortment of illicit drugs off dirty toilet seats. Break cannot get here quick enough...
It's next to that place that has cock fighting.
It’s the universal cock block of this decade
FUCK THE COCKBLOCK 19
I don't know if I'm having early flu symptoms, a miscarriage, or am badly hungover. Web md agrees.
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