singing on the bus should be illegal
huh?
There's a group of like 8 white people in the back of the bus harmonizing to sugar we're going down
I had to fart so bad so i let it go hoping it would be quiet, it was loud and shit came out!!! and i couldnt leave because her parents were behind me
Do you ever look back at facebook pics and say, "are those really guys I had sex with?"
Do you know any thirteen year old jewish kids? I'm looking for a party.
There was a community pot of Ramen, and if you were in the pool you were either fully clothes or ass naked.
you were wearing a pair of wings and handing out McDonalds apple pies, if anyone refers to you as the "Rave Fairy" you now know why.
THIS EXPLAINS SO MUCH.
Remember when we saw my neighbor taking dick pics of himself? He's back at it!
I'm sitting on our balcony drunk. And in my underwear. Our relationship with our neighbors may improve.
On a scale from 1 to the worst weekend of my life, that was an 11. I can see again, though.
that's the first time I've heard "shenanigans" and "apocalypse" in the same sentence
That guy was drunk and couldn't get it up so he just tried to scissor me.
My greatest accomplishment today was eating a box of Thai food the size of a toddler.
Be safe. If you have intercourse with a boy use so many condoms this his penis is no longer recognizable.
I JUST REALIZED THAT SINCE LEIA IS TECHNICALLY A PRINCESS AND KYLO REN IS HER SON AND STAR WARS IS OWNED BY DISNEY...KYLO REN IS LITERALLY A DISNEY PRINCE.
Oh my Gods. Why. Why did you have to tell me that. D:
SO YOU CAN SUFFER HAVING THAT KNOWLEDGE TOO.
Had a dream we were competing for tomatos.
Randomize
