dude she wont stop talking about little people big world...she said my penis looked like zach roloff and took a picture with her phone?
this guy at work is bossing me around at work. He is 24 and still has highlights and spikes his hair.
You're getting bossed around by a 1999 Highschool Yearbook picture?
ashley and jimmy are about to have sex on degrassi.... EVERYONES GETTING LAID BUT ME
I go to guys houses late at night, have a little fun, come back by dawn having made their life a little bit better. I am the official blow job fairy.
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There are panties and mini bottles of Fireball in my purse. Except for the broken toe incident, I'd say last night was probably a success.
My New Years Resolution is to get everyone to start talking like a 40 year old douchebag. From now on, you will only refer to me as Chief.
Hows cali? I thought of you as I shaved 1/4 of my legs last night.
Not much, just taking another sorting hat quiz while waiting for this porno to finish buffering
All I know is I drank too much, danced too little.. yet somehow woke up on the floor in the arms of some cowboy.
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I think curling is the best thing to watch when you're baked.
That guy was cool until he tried fighting that dude in the bow tie. I need better wingmen.
Just sent a dick pic to ur girl. It was accident. Plz mail it to Gena.
I know. I'm a saint. Saint of sitting on faces.
"Uno más" are officially my least favorite words in the entire Spanish language.
oh dont worry mom i am not sick my cough is from a recent increase in recreational drug use
that will happen
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