I just high-fived this girl after she swallowed.
I think I found my soulmate. This guy in front of me is yelling about getting laid while holding two beers and texting. I think this is love.
operation harelip BJ is a go
bring money and cleavage
Stop making excuses. You can be here in 5 and cumming in 10
I have now slept with people from more countries than Ive actually visited. Can we make this a game somehow? Like foreign fuck buddy bingo?
u kept pointing at random guys and making quacking or mooing sounds.
Are you scared? I basically plan on us looking like giant drunk skittles
Straight up if I get stuck with her I'm going to drink myself into a prison cell.
I have fiberglass splinters all over my hands and woke up with a sign that says PUMPKINS in my room.
Hypothetically going to the gym on coke was a good idea
I miss you more than I would miss junk food if I went on a diet. And you've seen me eat, you know how desperate I'd be.
when you're a senior and the freshman guy you wake up next to asks who you are, you DO NOT give him your real name.
i woke up with 5 inch heels locked on my feet and my car keys missing. this is gonna be an interesting walk home
I don't really care where everyone ended up, but is everyone alive and not in jail?
Not in jail
Alive?
Randomize
