4:12a: just got back to his place now. I don't want to talk about it
Her name starts with A and ends with whore.
Thank God. You really dodged a small penis there.
Kinda felt bad though cuz she whimpered and shuttered a lot, i felt like i was kicking a puppy, only the puppy liked it and came a bunch
Hands down, the girl passed out in the bathroom was the best looking. Concious or not.
Yeah I remember I tried to close her head in the freezer last night
Can she stop putting up all these passive aggressive statuses and please come out of the "I-want-to-be-a-pornstar" closet already?
When he sent me a picture, I swear my vag frowned. That tiny.
I could not actually bring myself to utter the phrase "donkey cock" in front of my father. Not possible.
Operation: pick up a lawyer was a resounding success. Commence operation: football mugshot weekend
there's no judgement here...i was recently just fingered in my dorm hallway while having a conversation with 5 people.
Panties = found
my dad just built a flame thrower.. you should probably get here
Please stop calling me a pterodactyl during sex. It only happens when you're drunk, but still.
What does "mood AF" mean?
Mood as fuck.
Why did you comment that on a video of a gorilla throwing its own shit?
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