he was uncircumcised...I HAVE NOT YET REACHED THAT SKILL LEVEL OF DICK
Unless you watched your mom's very literal rendition of "I touch myself" while she was wearing a bikini, your vacation wasn't as bad as mine.
Just saw Youth in Revolt. There are only so many times Michael Cera can lose his virginity.
dude, i think we just came across a situation where tits weren't worth it.
What's the protocol on showing a video of me sucking the life out of my ex in order to prove beyond a doubt that I give great head???
Asking him not to sleep with other girls is like asking me not to have my period apparently
I dont care if he cant spell. Illiterate people need blowjobs too
Accidentally peeing a little on the couch in the middle of a sneeze is way different from railing a random on our waffle counter. I am the better roommate.
you are going to have to live with the consequences, i'm going to fuck your sister
Well, that now makes it the 4th girlfriend in a row to cheat on me. I don't even care anymore...I'll date a prostitute and not even worry.
That would make regret #10
He was more like the original regret
Thats alot of pressure.
Just on your vagina. BTW I'm passing your house.
Couldn't finish, so she gave me "the tap," and I had to leave the mound early. Nothing worse than the long walk back after the manager comes out and asks for the ball.
Are ropes allowed in during conjugals?
My theme for the night was drink diego drink! Unfortunately Dora was not there to navigate me to the bathroom
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