I just hope this isn't happening Final Destination style
Travis Barker would totally be Devon Sawa in this scenario
Do they fuck in the end of "Lady and the Tramp" or am i just wasting my time
I may have discovered that porn hub is on my top visited sites during class this morning.
Drinking bud light and eating rice cakes...this is the closest to getting in shape for spring break as its going to get.
Look what our sorority has done to us...we're hitting on girls in hopes of getting an awesome little.
Yo I tried to get u stoned for ur dreams by blowing weed smoke in ur face while u slept. Ur welcome.
Depending on hangover severity. The fact that I can spell severity is in your favor.
No it's cool, He's been doing my English papers in exchange for lap dances since the eleventh grade. We're very professional.
I'm bringing cupcakes to work today as an apology for my actions at the bar last night, my boss probably can't look at me the same ever again
He was talking up his golf swing like other guys talk up their dick. Is this adult dating or just another flavour of douchery?
We're eating jello shots in the library. I love the day after Valentine's
The stall at this bar had mirrors all around. I just looked at myself take a shit from like 3 different angles
Can you send me the picture you took of me smoking a joint with the cat make-up on?
I love that my family celebrates every holiday with a joint. Chanukah? Mazel-juana! Easter? What's more spring than the color green? Election day? What better way to celebrate democracy in action than medical pot?
just woke up with a trucker hat, half a grilled cheese, and popcorn spread everywhere. last night must have been good.
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