you took out flashcards at the bar and went around asking guys what totalitarianism meant.
I will return your cat, I saw a mouse in my apt last night and your door was unlocked, it seemed really practical
I'm graduating. Then you'll never see me again.
We better fuck soon then
let me put this in terms we both understand. he was the crunchwrap supreme of men--the perfect combo of all things manly, gooey and delicious. and ready for instant enjoyment.
This show inspires me to have sex in space
maybe next time you'll take an ex boyfriend warning you that she's batshit crazy as a warning instead of a challenge
4 to the list in one week. Slutsville isn't as fun as the brochure promised.
its like the body should be a temple but we treat it like a kmart
No, I googled it. Apparently, male thongs are the next snuggy and a lot of guys love wearing them for the support.
I'm making a quesadilla and including it in the picture because that's the only way I think I can send her dick pics.
Dude I woke up and he was pissing in the corner on his clothes... I called his name an he replied " I got this" and continued.
Dude respond to my evite. You're either coming to the orgy or not.
I think it's safe to assume that dad heard you lose your lesbian virginity last night
Just found the measuring tape in my bathroom. How drunk could I have possibly been on Saturday?!
Well Jon got a DUI sleeping in the back seat so I thought the trunk was safer. BUT WHO CARES WHY JUSE PLEASE COME LET ME OUT!
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