Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
I met the friendliest cop last night
you insisted on breathalizing me with a inhaler.
she's not even a shacker, she never made it inside. she's just a porch girl
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just started drinking the sprite you used to ice your crotch last night. Missing you already
So you threw a sword at me last night
I honestly wish I could say that I was surprised.
Im pretty sure by the fifth subway ride after going in circles the four times prior, we all just accepted that we werent making the concert and should instead enjoy our magical weed and tequila laced journey.
I like to get drunk just like anyone else but not to the point of sticking a rubber tube up my asshole
After arriving 30 minutes late, he slowly walked to his desk and halfway there he just falls over like a tree and passes out. I now have some sort of proof as to how awesome that night was.
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Uhm after 8 I don't recall anything. All I know is there's a picture of me playing pong with my grandmother.
I mean jail does seem alright, all the free broth you can eat.
I am truly sorry that you have to put your dog down. He was a great dog, and a great friend. I am still not showing you my tits.
He's attempting to seduce me with thanksgiving-themed sexual metaphors... It's working.
She stopped me mid sex to ask if she could finish my ramen, I've found the one.
Stole my 7th stop sign and 3rd speed limit sign last night. Not even sure how because they were bolted to a cement wall. Tequila gives you strength you didn't know you had.
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