Im so hungover
Come over i have rolls
Ecstasy rolls or Challah rolls?
You better have your party panties on Saturday!
Why only Saturday?
Well I have an AA meeting Sat morning so I'm going to try to take it easy Fri.
WHY AREWNT YOU HERE SO MUCH FUN STUFF DO IT GET IN CAR NOW caps lock
He asked if I wanted a dutch rudder. 1.) Who says that? 2.) How exactly does one do that with a girl?
She kept telling people I wrecked her brain. That high.
This guy at the airport was telling me 3/4 dudes in his group got rufied at some strip club. One guy woke up in the hospital, another found himself in a random parking garage, the other got back to the room and they all shit their pants. Go Vegas.
Now that I'm sober, I'm realizing you put your name in my phone as "wowww"
You answered, dry heaved into the phone twice, & then hung up on me.
I don't understand why you're so excited, it's my vagina not yours.
Dude. I don't even want cuddles. I just want an acknowledgement that I just had balls in my mouth.
So I think my motto should be "losing bras and dignity every weekend" but like in a really amazing way
I believe you can. But if you can have rum with breakfast then do that. Definitely do that.
all I remember is grinding on everyone in the room regardless of gender and quoting the lion king non-stop. We need to stop buying Jameson.
i now regret my decision on turning down your offer of sex in the backseat
Dude we were sitting at my place stoned as fuk then someone knocks on the door and it was my neighbor giving me a huge box of cookie dough. Magic of weed.
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