Hey baby girl when you gonna let my tongue get up in that ass like i'm an explorer trying to go deep under on a quest for the lost city of atlantis
your text was fucking rediculious. Will let you eat my asshole though.
I cant remeber how long i've been laying here...it could be 10 minutes to a fucking day
One reason I don't come to Portland. I saw 8 guys I have had sex with last night. At the same party.
By 8 I mean 9.
And by 9 I mean 10.
definitely just fell out of bed trying to plug in my phone. when did laziness start getting painful?
I've never played a more sexually-tense game of Uno in my life.
plan d- we get drunk, go see that Justin Bieber movie and freak out 13 year old girls.
My dad caught me fucking in the pool last night. He proceeded to tell me I needed to "quiet things down" while this guys dick was still in me. Worst daughter ever.
there is a dorito bag in my car full of my mouth blood
I should just black out in my front yard again- that was a great nights sleep.
drunk grocery shopping was not as bad of an idea as i thought, this salmon cat food tastes a lot like tuna
Woke up with your brother in my bed...where do you want me to return him?
I was on all fours trying to empty the bowl we smoked into the sewer when your neighbor came out, but besides that it went smoothly
I'm determined to sit on that face.
i just sexted for my mom while she was driving, i have hit an all time low.
just realized I'll be in a check out line with just Hershey syrup and condoms. I don't know if I am setting a good image for our generation
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