turns out gay frats are just like normal frats, only with more v-necks
how the fuck did you end up in georgia? you were here at my party dry humping some chick 2 hours ago
so you mean to tell me that there is no way you can get me?
Just figured out why my bed smells like weed: I just found a bowl in my pillow case?
Woke up on the floor with my glow stick in one hand & dollar bills in the other. Good. Morning.
you woke me up at 7 am banging on my wall.. what the hell
thats the international knock for joint time
I've reached the slutty point of no return. And it feels like multiple orgasms and coke lines
I smell like lime and condoms and I really want a waffle. Fuk
The night went downhill when he took his pants off at our table and walked up to women saying "Special delivery"
The man was doing everything in his power to get away from his wife, including go into the gay club.
He complimented the perfect handprints you left on each of my ass cheeks.Thanks.
Like Is it appropriate to tell your boss you banged a guy in the back of a truck at a wedding? Probably not.
He slept outside in his hammock, and then took a lawn chair with him in the shower because he was too drunk to stand up.
Long story short I ended up getting choked out by a really hot guy in the girls bathroom at a bar last night
i woke up fully clothed with teenage dream on repeat. something is wrong with me
Don't come in. My door to my bathroom won't close because of the table and I'm pooping
Classy
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