i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
Dude that chick in the corner just threw up
Hot
covered in glitter, my cheek hurts, and theres a handprint on my face. Would i do it again. Absolutly
I think I might be in your shoes. Except they are actually my shoes. Either way these shoes are wasted.
Just got mistaken for a cardboard cutout ad in line at Taco Bell. New low?
My dealer's mom died on christmas eve. Is it too soon to see if he's holding?
I wouldn't take my shot so you poured it on my face. Twice.
New Mean Girls drinking game: Everytime someone says Africa or Math, chug.
That guy was cool until he tried fighting that dude in the bow tie. I need better wingmen.
Pulling on my sock literally just took me 5 minutes.. The hangover is real
I remember telling you that I think Taylor Swift has stolen my essence. I still think that's true.
Is kiddo a correct name to call someone who you stuck your dick in?
I mean, I let him sleep with me after we both ate taco bell sober... That's kinda like love, right?
Hey how're your balls?
Don't ever let me helicopter again.
Being high is definitely not the perfect addition to this family dinner. No. My grandma trips me the fuck out.
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