omg so im topless lying on my bed and i forgot my nail clippers are on my bed and i just leaned forward and the nail clipper closed. on my nipple. ouch
do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
He told me i was the nicest person he's ever arrested for DUI
We've been broken up for 7 months. His mom sent me a card with a brochure inside titled "How at Risk for STD's are you?"
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I saw a 60 yr old mans penis last night. Just for the record.
He was trying to be aggressive in bed, but in reality, it was like watching a declawed cat try to climb a curtain. They WANT it, they just can't DO it.
IT'S LINGERIE PURCHASED FROM A FLEA MARKET, THE ONLY THING IT'S GOING TO BE POSITIVE FOR IS A TEST FOR HIV
they had to take the Corona's out of the fish tank because they wouldn't fit with the mini replica of the roman coliseum in there. so we drank the Corona's. does beer have an expiry date?
I'm wearing a utility belt filled with alcohol
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I just smoked a bowl alone and took my Zyrtec here's to a full night.
I think it's getting serious, we started a jigsaw puzzle together.
So I said "fuck it" and made myself a sandwich
I was at his place until 2am. We just sat really close an stared at each other. I think you are right. Germans must not have feelings. Not even tingly ones in their pants.
good morning. i just did a walk of shame in front of his grandmother.
just made a presentation to 40 students and my professor about morals and ethical issues..still drunk. at 8am. I wish I could remember how it went.
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