Well, she's an atheist who is addicted to the Sims.
Who isn't?
he said no girl had ever swallowed his cum before
he probably also told you he thought u were pretty
He said he had a gf but the monogamy was "only implied".
just to let you know, its not cheating if i cant feel my hands.
Should you consider yourself out of control when everyone at the party is cheering you on while you're puking, and on the last heave you act like you're rolling dice right before the finale???
My gynecologist inadvertently complimented your penis.
He still lectured me about forgetting shit. Than he said he's gonna paint me green so I can stand in a corner and be a plant.
hey dude come in here and see how much of my beard i can put in my mouth!
He gave me such a powerful orgasm I blurted out I love you. This is why just rebouding out of a serouis relationship is awkward.
Can you work for me at 4? We might have just taken some drugs we found in the couch and... end of story
there's a photo set of like seven dicks covered in glitter....i don't know what to do
A few days ago I apparently came up, asked her to make me soup, and handed her a can of coconut milk.
Had the weirdest dream last night. If you're ever in Texas, do not come over with a 12 pack as a bribe and ask for a threeway between you, me, and my TA. I will take the beer though.
I had a dream that we had an entire sofa made out of cocaine.
Just saw the pics from the bachelor party. When the hell did we go to southie. And why was there a chicken in the limo..? You guys really are my best friends.
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