I'm lost and stupid without you.
can "i'm close!" be our safe word(s)?
oh geez, wrong person.
She seriously needs to find another hobby other than bouncing on cock.
kill, fuck, marry: alice cullen, hermione granger, ginny weasley.
damn... fuck alice for sure, I feel bad but i think I have to say marry ginny... and kill hermoine! I can't believe I'm answering this right now.
There's a good chance a guy sucked off my right earring last night
He's like the unplanned child of drunkenness
Just applied for assistance with paying my hospital bill from my alcohol poisoning at age 16 while still a little drunk from last night. What is my life.
Circle of life?
I have this terrible fear I might accidentally text a pic of my dick to my grandma
I think the exact words were 'I'd lett him to the weirdest shit to me'
Remind me to tell you the story of the fuzzy condom
Our lives are a motherfucking joke
Why is there a business card for people who need bail bonds in my wallet...
DETAILS
long story
just tell me the parts i wanna hear
weed, brooklyn, rough sex.
I know right. I don't even want to have sex today. I did anyway but that's besides the point.
i think we sleep fucked last night...
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