you know it is a bad morning when you forget to brush your teeth and eat old gas x in your car because its minty...
everyone knows that carl winslow was the sexiest man in die hard.
Since when is my name a synonym for head?
I walked downstairs and there were 50 sorority girls. I wasn't expecting an audience during my walk of shame.
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Just checked my bank account while shitting blood. Neither action felt good when I was done.
This is to remind you the pizza is in the dishwasher birthday boy eat it before it goes on
Yeah. I've decided no relationship can survive me shoving my boobs in the guys face
youre always welcome to strip dance on tables with me Mag. what are friends for.
I am currently watching him baptize himself in a baby pool with a handle of belvedere while wearing a coral dress.
I want to have sex with him.
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Please tell me that is you having sex in my car in my driveway and not a complete stranger.
I wish I could be happy with a nice Christian girl, but no, I need a hot mess who starts bar fights
Also, if asking a guy to come over and watch curling with you doesn't scream let's fuck then idk what does
Sooooooo, can scratch getting a pelvic exam by a man dressed as Woody from Toy Story off my list.
You need to write an essay about this experience.
He was even wearing the hat.
When you start lapping your martini like a cat it's time to go home. Partys over.
I woke up and couldn't find her. She had somehow managed to get into the closet and lock herself in. She was crying for her boyfriend. Thirsty Thursday at its finest
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