three words: i give head
three words: not that well
That's the first time you've ever said the L word without referring to drinking or partying.
I wonder if he just picks random boners to send or just the realy impressive ones
FOUR LOKO IS YES. SUNDAY MORNING DRUNK IS YES.
eat the baked goods on the counter at your own risk... i made them while i was angry and drunk so they most likely have pubes in them
Hahaha I asked him about her bjs and he said "I would not wish that on anyone"
she drove 3 hrs one way just to sleep with me. I felt bad complaining about paying for condoms.
You're making her cookies in enchange for knitting lessons. You will die a virgin.
you crashed our wine night double date and sat on the floor eating cheese talking about how big his dick is.
I haven't seen her in ages, how is she?
Well I woke up next to her this morning so I guess I would say she could be doing better
in the midst of studying i picked up my capsule full of untouched weed, popped it open, and whispered "soon" into it. midterms man
So what did you do since you didn't go out?
...ate chocolate and watched bring it on....it's like I don't even know what it would look like to be straight.
Woke up with two different pairs of pants in the pockets of a jacket.None of the above are mine.
Realizing life ain't all about burritos and strippers, it's a struggle out there, and it ain't looking pretty so far,..
They're doing CPR to someone in the middle of Victoria's Secret. Way to block the undies, damnit!
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