The sex was so not worth the four dollars it cost to drive over the bridge
he was uncircumcised...I HAVE NOT YET REACHED THAT SKILL LEVEL OF DICK
S and I had anal without a condom because I'm on my rag but he didn't finish. Should I still take Plan B?
We went to the police station completely hammered looking for you. Don't tell me I'm not a good friend.
woke up to an overdrawn credit card. did you order the dawsons creek boxset last night?
i hope so.
Its kinda awkward hearing him say the food taste like ass considering what he did last night.
made out with three guys on the first night of college orientation, just imagine what joys all of next year will hold
Banging bitches in a bar bathroom is not legit as it was in college, there are no fistpumps afterward only shame
We didn't have a blender for the margaritas, so she tried to use the garbage disposal and wasted half a handle of my grandpa's good tequila.
It's a goat... but where the fuck did it come from?
scratch that I can tell you where she is shes drunk on a beach somewhere being a penis slayer
At my place... I'm gonna be honest though stonewall Jackson is not going to be able to rally the troops. Too many shots of tequila
I told him his only options were from behind or me on top. I was not about to mess up my $80 blow out before graduation.
who knew rolling through the dorm on a scooter in footie pajamas would attract so many guys. he said i'm his soulmate.
He put a doughnut around his dick and I ate it. What can I say. It was a good fucking night.
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