I passed out in the cab. Woke up to the cabby yelling SIR SIR WE ARE AT THE TRAIN STATION!! SIRRRR!!
my underwear are soaked with white zifandel yet i have continued to wear them despite the fact im at home
You were scared that your teeth were shrinking so you stuck your fist in your mouth. then you were convinced your hand was growing cuz it got stuck so yu started crying
just got a hand job during a movie in class today is gonna be great!
For those pictures, I will suffer this headache.
they just named my boobs. Lefty is "Guenevere" and Righty is "I claim this boob for America"
i'm about to say screw it and get drunk in the hotel by myself
It's 2 pm, at least sit by the pool...
He walked into the bar right as I was licking the shotglass clean. We made eye contact for way too long..
Thanks for letting me in last night. I was drunkenly sleepwalking.
When i sexted him a pic of my boobs I was worried he was going to notice the dorito crumbs and know I was just eating topless
I met her daughter,who I went to high school with on my way out this morning. She didn't seem to surprised. I love older women.
It's whatever. I just want to see his dick again
All I want for my birthday to be fingered and eat pizza
i couldn't be more explicit if i hit him upside the head with a dildo
Can you recommend a quality dick? I haven’t had a good sexing in a while
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