I AM OVULATING LIKE A STEAM ENGINE.
We left the house and she said "let's go dick hunting" theres no way last night was gonna end up well
Found out why they call her Halfpipe Jenny-NOT the cool reason we thought
So I think his penis grew over the weekend. Is that possible or does absence make the dick grow longer?
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the lady next to me just sniffed my hair, smiled, and then fell asleep. I almost started crying from that kind of creepiness
don't cry, we can learn from her
Sounds good. Stay safe. I'm kind of drunk in a Food 4 Less right now and I'm having the time of my life.
Come over so we can have two person sex in this one person tent
I think I'm going to contact pbr and see if they'll sponsor our dreams
You're about to makeout with my vagina, I don't think she cares that you haven't brushed your teeth. Just get over here!
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These girls just walked into this party as reverse cowgirls... Wearing cowboy clothes all backwards
Dude. You dropped to your knees and face planted into the rocks. And continued to talk on the phone and laugh. That's where those cuts came from.
We could get her a gift basket of Xanax l
Can you bring me some underwear? I feel uncomfortable going underwear less at a Remembrance Day ceremony.
Let's get this straight. I am six fucking feet tall. Do you even understand how limited my options in guys to date are? No. Did you see my last three boyfriends? I looked like a fucking giant next to them. So I will fuck this six-foot-seven Italian model even if I am the ugliest girl at this party because, goddammit, I deserve to.
Put down the Captain Crunch and get over here. It’s a dickfest!!
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