That was rough. We had a 50% puke rate and 100% still drunk rate at lunch
no weekend plans? you're practically married
just without the last name or joint bank account
i'd advise against both
it was like weight watchers had a halloween party.
i wish i could google "things to eat in my fridge" so i wouldnt have to go downstairs and be disappointed
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wait a second... your telling me you want me to take you to the bank at 10 on a tuesday so you can buy a blow up pool and fill it with beer?
yes... and buy you lunch
I just realized i came back home with my lei that one night. How do i forget my bra but remember my lei?
I knew as soon as I saw that pole that I was going to wake up the next morning with bruises.
If she were to ever cheat on her husband, I'm positive I'm the the go to guy. Which flatters me and weirds me out at the same time.
Was this before or after he told that homeless man outside the bar about his past sexual experiences?
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Their engagement party consisted of them doing shots, yelling at each other, leaving for 30 minutes, and coming back with smiles.
I'd say they're off to a great start!
So because I'm off tomorrow that means your dick could be in my mouth majority of that time
I've been called an asshole for a lot of things in my life, but I never thought it would be because of potatoes
Head-banging is a very stupid way to injur yourself. But this opinion is also coming from somebody who can't walk right because they cut their asshole shaving last night, so it probably has little to no merit.
Operation terrify all men while simultaneously make them fall in love with me is going quite swimmingly so far
She was wearing a grass skirt and a watermelon bra. WATERMELONS.
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