Those kids are glorified dude-bros. It's banal.
At best buy, little boy just crawled into my stall while i was taking a shit
Vodka + horseback riding = vomit in the saddle bags
Spent 200 bucks on a stripper for a good night hug. I give up.
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She tried to ditch the cab before she payed but she forgot to grab her shoes and wake me up
You need 4-7 business day to recover from a fingering like that.
He had to carry me to the car. But then sat with me and waited for me to sober up enough to have sex. He's a keeper.
we went to the bar with our boss and you tried to play a song from the atm machine
when he put a condom on for a handjob cuz he didn't want to "blow his load in the car" i started to question my choice in guys..
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That girl is nothing but trouble. She's 40% red hair and 60% daddy issues.
Woke up covered in green glitter and beer. I am never leaving Ireland.
It tastes like you we're too lazy to shower and instead just sprayed yourself with Febreeze.
You have a very discerning palate.
Why the HOLY HELL is my dog on my roof??? Sam?? Why is the dog wearing my pants
I've amended my previous statement: I'm not allowed to put in my two weeks till I ask out the waitress. Now I have motivation on two levels
Never. No amount of alcohol could convince my brain and eye sight that it is okay to fuck him. I'd rather fuck my cousin.
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