Getting drunk in a different country is not a good idea. Lets just say spanish women, 17 yr olds from missouri, prostitutes, and a poodle. I don´t want to leave spain.
pray for me tomorrow cause I have a midterm that I've mostly studied for by watching Bill Nye episodes on the subject...
Question: Is it too early to claim April Fools on the text "can we do some lines before the concert" that I accidentally sent Mom?
he's been in the country 4 hours and we just did it in the closet. he called me "miss flirtatious in the cupboard." i'm in love.
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Nope, just sitting on the couch, eating an advent calendar, being depressed about the herps.
He just asked for the blowjob I promised him 3 years ago that he'd get the next time Michigan beat Ohio State. Goddamnit.
I'm drinking sangria out of a sand pail. I'll pass on tonight
oh, i've got big weekend plans. on an unrelated note, do you think viagra will work if the guy is roofied?
Oh you don't have to buy a shower curtain, I stole the one from her bathroom. It has dolphins on it.
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I swear my vagina formed calluses just to deal with how big he is
I found pix on her phone of me passed out and her sticking things up my ass. Its over.
Right when he asked me if I was on birth control my dad walked in. This is my fate.
Her hotness level dropped from an 8 to a 2 as soon as I walked into her place. It REEKED of cat piss and there was no litter box and NO CATS.
I mean honestly, what would you have done?
Not screw her in the church house?
He called me 'pal' while complimenting how well I took his load on my face. I've officially been fuckbuddy-zoned.
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