38 yer olds are good kisserssss
Dude turns out her best friend is lesbian...there is no wingman for this situation
trying to line up a DD for St Pats Day. i guarantee i will put out. or puke and pass out. really its 50/50 at this point.
No. My vagina is not the scapegoat for your poor decisions.
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You said your legs stopped working and then pulled yourself around the floor with your hands.
That explains the wood chips stuck in my nipples.
I created a photogrid for every picture he has ever sent me of his penis. Now I can see every angle at one time. THIS IS GREAT.
Just did an entire nights worth of bar crawl in an hour. Boom
I hope one day I make out with someone in a taco truck :(
I'm glad I inspire you to reach for the stars
Or a taco
He told me he felt like he was just pistol-whipped by Testicle Man.
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oh my god. picked the worst day ever to not wear underwear...
I'm just gonna stop you right there because there is, in fact, no such thing.
Naked and Afraid: Hangover edition
Soooooo I may or may not have accidentally been a catalyst in a destroyed marriage.
I didn't rip your fishnets, WE ripped your fishnets.
Do you know how difficult it is to snap a good dick pic while driving?
She yelled “outlaw country” right before we heard the police siren
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