Are you guys doing anything tonight?
Krysta
you had a panic attack, pissed yourself, and started crying. you never go above the kiddie level of my lil bros schools haunted house ever again.
round 2?
EVER.
i just learned how to squirt via google. life is good.
He just became a fan of Chelsea Handler on Facebook. WHY DO I ALWAYS PICK THE GAY ONE
Look if you're not going to be mine and take care of my needs, I'm going to fuck your sisters.
I dont care if your mom convinced you it should be an abstinent christmas. I did horribly on finals and i'm out of booze, so you will get over her and FUCK. ME. NOW.
If you value your immune system buddy, walk away from that one.
If I could run through a field of Reece's and Oreos, dive off a milkfall into a bowl of cereal. My Life would complete.
she pointed to my dick and said you are going to save the world
I decided to start over my porn collection by deleting the old stuff. That was a sad piece of a pie chart...
she fell THROUGH the wall. All in all id have to say that my neighbors where pretty chill about it tho.
You blew him?!?!
*Am blowing
And I keep taking breaks to write you back, please stop replying.
I'm so glad you haven't fallen off any more yachts
Who knew sons of strippers would be really feminist boyfriends?
Apparently I was so drunk last night I got stuck in the revolving door at the hotel. They have suveliance vidoes of it.
Randomize
