i tried to light my apt on fire. reasons why drunks and women should not cook
giving a blow job on a jetski isn't as easy as it sounds.
Five girls, one freshman pledge. We're like our own Make A Wish Foundation.
dude, seriously he just sucked the milk out of the dogs breast and swallowed it... for $20, wtf....?
There was a canoe full of alcohol. It was literally a boat load of fun
It was everywhere, it looked like he just took the leftovers and threw them around the bathroom... Festively...
they call him the transporter because he'll be your designated driver in exchange for sufficient weed or sex.\n
what about money
no - he has a code he lives by
I've smoked enough weed to put down a pony.
But he's not just anonymous male genitalia anymore. I've met him, I've seen his face.
Seriously though, passing out on the police station floor must have been priceless!
Jesus fuck that was emotional whiplash
Walking into her house she felt something in her bra.... It was a used condom. Sadly enough this is not the first or last time it will happen. It's time for an intervention.
Two questions: Did you enjoy your birthday present and how did i wake up with glitter all over my dick?
you know you need to get laid when: getting wrestled to the ground in a self-defense class turns you on....p.s. this is a booty call
I’m really regretting these suede pants.
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