conclusion of the day: americans need to get on tredmills, people need to learn how to flush toliets and learn how to pee in then instead of on them, and waiters shouldnt tell their life stories to customers.
You know that bakery that Sandra Bullock's sister owns?
The one in Montpelier?
yeah, well it doesn't exist anymore. VT's one fucking claim to fame closed.
i've met an abundance of virgins and guys who where flip flops, i thinks there's a correlation
Well, i'm not sure how that works so i wish both you and your vagina luck on your voyage.
Okay, just a casual question: how did i manage to get grass stains on the inside of my bra?
I'm so prepared to puke on walk of shame tomorrow that I'm putting a toothbrush and toothpaste in my purse the night before. And to think, my dad thought I wouldn't make it in college.
I just found a plastic cup with panties inside of it. Let's play CSI.
I'm a gay man planning my brothers bachelor party, and he choose someone else to be his best man. I hope they like appltinis and gay clubs. Bastard.
I started blowing him in North Dakota, and I finished the job in Minnesota. Oh, the places road head can take you.
Had a grope session with a girl who looked like my Mom and had the same name as her as well. I think therapy is in order.
I have a sixth sense for dads free balling in gym shorts
Guess who's the proud owner of her very own foxtail butt plug!!
I don't care how hot he is. I will not strip for him to country music.
The guy like flippppped out and made me pay $15 for a car wash. I thought I was being extremely courteous by making sure to puke outside the window
I put on a face mask and masturbated for an hour... my face now has a green tint
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