She made me repeat after her: "I take responsibility for what I put in my own mouth."
found a pic of my little bro & his girl naked. he got the brains and the huge junk gene. I hate him
How did your new apartment party go last night?
I'm really happy i have a bigger bathroom to puke in.
My choices this week make me realize that I need to copyright the term "cock buffet"
Damn it if I pass out in the bathroom one more time this month im going to rehab...
New justification for blow: drug week; 'how it's made'
Their engagement party consisted of them doing shots, yelling at each other, leaving for 30 minutes, and coming back with smiles.
I'd say they're off to a great start!
A guy with the name Pootie Tang winked st me and a guy that doesn't speak English messaged me. These are my choices?
Third base with a 7ft basketball player last night. Fingers like a champ. I call him Edward Penishands.
All I know is I woke up with his business card in my bra and in my handwriting on the back it says 8 inch.
If it's any consolation, I made really strong brownies yesterday and had 3 and then I saw demons
I'm sending you a dick pic. Ill tell the other ppl in this pancheros its cool
Don't send a pic of dick unless it's inside the burrito
I'm here. Help me get the salsa and bong inside.
We're playing drunken roulette. We're taking exlax followed by shots. First person to shit themselves loses!
I feel like 20 angels jizzed in my mouth. This cupcake is DELICIOUS!
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