I just made a 90's Nickelodeon TV theme song power hour mix...I don't want to build it up but your head might explode
they're mlb prospects.. of course i'm gonna bang one of them.
i realized really quickly that drinking a bottle of vodka and 3 crystal light packets wasn't the best idea i've ever had
dude you guys. You can't throw up in the recycling bin. I don't think vomit is recyclable
im sure shes a lovely person but i cant be friends with someone that doesnt drink. its just not right.
trapped on the roof of the strip club. help
I saw a kid peeing outback so I yelled "you have a small pecker, but its ok cuz when life gives you lemons..." and proceeded to throw lemons at him
Do you have paint?
Paint? I wish
OMG WHAT ARE YOU DOING
If I do nothing else today, the fact that I talked you into this is achievement in itself.
I had to dig my own trench to puke in at the resort. That much fun.
You're the only person not starstruck by him
Yes. That tends to happen after you regularly lick someone's balls.
I've been back for one day and I've already given two bjs. Improvement from last year.
Can I just fuck someone without it basically becoming an arranged marriage
Why is this not the first time I’ve seen the mugshot of someone I’ve slept with
Quick question: now that you've broken up, should I also delete the nudes your boyfriend sent me while you were together??
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