An ad on my facebook says "don't be THAT girl". Its like it knows.
There is a keg full of gin. THERE SHOULD NEVER EVER BE A KEG FULL OF GIN.
Just watered mom's plants with leftover mixed drinks full of Bacardi Silver. I'm such a good daughter.
i'm sitting in class and looking at who would die if all the fans suddenly fell from the ceiling. i guess i have next year to pass history..
Your couch is like an animal shelter for stray drunks.
The shit I just took was my body's way of telling me bourbon and mixed nuts aren't an appropriate dinner. Well played, colon. WELL. PLAYED.
there is a hole burned clean through my text book on forestry law and I saw you walking around with a blowtorch last night. Hope you have $160 on ya...
What am I doing with my life
Sleeping with dudes who have peacocks apparently.
It takes a special friend to go vibrator shopping with
Yes. It does.
I'm wandering around outside asking things if they are god
I say camping because "let's go get hammered in the woods" sounds kinda fucking weird to be honest.
I'm on the fast track to lesbian land
Just used the pen i got in my signing ceremony to pack down my bowl. coach would be proud
My sinuses still burn from snorting red wine last night.
I woke up under a house in Key West
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