just realized i've hooked up with 3/4 of the guys here COOL
new low, shannon just screamed FUCK THE IRISH to a 10 year old's face then proceeded to throw a hotdog at his parents. I think its time i take her home.
Wish I didn't live with 3 girls so I could beat off in peace.
phone sex would be way better if there was an app for that...
All I remember about walking back home was that I maced my shadow.
I know. You don't know poor life choice until your sitting on the floor of a community bathroom waiting to vomit at 4 am
after we were done she whispered to my dick "you sir, are a genius"
I guess all those years with her as your babysitter finally paid off.
If there's so much of a hint of a whisper from somebody I didn't tell personally, I will cut off your balls with a chainsaw, cauterize the wound with a flaming rusty spoon, feed your balls to your dog, and feed them to you when he shits them out, capiche?
I seriously think the toilet is the cleanest thing in their house. At least if I have to worry its not about that.
It will be interesting
Isn't that your life's motto?
I thought I'd never say this, but if I had to choose between these cookies and sex, it would be these cookies
Never let the horse trainer ride you, always ride the horse trainer. I have huge bruises on my thighs from his hip bones. That's how hard he rode me
the people in front of me have a grocery cart in their car... i missed college...
It’s a hundred kinds of wrong to do Jell-O shots at home alone. Right?
I support drinking alone. But Jell-O shots. That’s a game changer.
What does "mood AF" mean?
Mood as fuck.
Why did you comment that on a video of a gorilla throwing its own shit?
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