She announced her abortion via fbk
she was pretty much dry humping my leg when her boyfriend walked in. he says "you should probably leave." all i could come up with was "YEAH, I KNOW!"
Pot didnt help. Now Im even sadder but now im afraid of the clouds and the crickets.
yeah bitch needs to recognize there's only one person with this face
at least 'blackout me' had enough sense to take the puke covered duvet off the comforter.
We are going out Saturday. Oh and we might also be jousting on bikes.
In the middle of the State of the Union, she unzipped my pants and started giving me head. I've never been so proud to be an American.
Dave called me blind fucking drunk thinking he was going to die from drinking with drake bell(wtf?) saying "it's all that drake motherfucker's fault" and later proceeded to tell me "you are my twitter"
i'm licking honey sensually off my arm while alone in my room. what has my life come to
He was semi blacked out in the hallway with a bucket, calling for me while I had sex with his best friend in the very next room. Why do you let me do these things?
after last night, ive never not wanted to live so much in my life.
it's your last night here, let's make it one we may or may not remember.
I smell like a mix of alcohol, sweat, and sex and its only 10 AM
Now the fun stuff starts.
Someone is losing a finger.
Idk I just think that seeing that man's Twitter always resulting in me looking for the whiskey is a bad sign
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