And God said, "Let there be Twilight," and it was so.
I should injure you considerably.
what happens if a cat eats a birth control pill? i mean i don't care about the cat i really just don't want to get pregnant
WE WERE REALLY IN A PORNO LAST NIGHT
Note to self. Champagne flavored lube is neither as tasty nor as classy as one might think.
I drunk wandered into my parents bed and slept between them
Seriously man, I'm worried that my dick's going to fall off someday if I keep this up...
I know it was you that I fucked last night... I can smell my disappointment all over the sheets
did she really put a helmet on, try to make a hole in the wall then pass out on the floor ten minutes later? if thats true ill be there in 15
I think I should advise against you hooking up with a guy that throws "the shocker" up in all of his pictures on facebook. Just sayin.
It wasn't like a party or anything. They played PlayStation and talked about sports. Then I threw up on his porch.
Oh my god. A memory of last night just came to me. One of our neighbors joked about Thomas having a big dick and I just kept shaking my head profusely.
new district manager is here. you need to come in early
5th mimosa says otherwise
Okay, so when I go to meet your grandma, let's do a quick cum check to we don't have another "what's that on your face?" situation.
he never texted me back from last night. i think brining out the suction cup dildo was a mistake
Did you get your nipples pierced? I felt something poking through my shirt earlier and I really didn't want to say anything in front of your grandma...
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