What would a frattoo be? Maybe like the Chinese symbol for Keystone Light.
There are two people having sex in one of the showers right now trying to silence their orgasm sounds and failing. Thank you coed bathrooms.
he is literally lying on the floor eating cookies. doing nothing. and as i was hitting him he needed to protect the cookies more than himself.
Yes someone did see you carrying a beer bong on the side of coastal highway
new rule: cockblock me if I have had over a fifth of jack. no matter what.
At what point are you a chubby chaser or just desperate for sex?
Is it bad when your hot neighbor is crying on her porch, and your 2nd thought is "maybe her boyfriend cheated on her and she'll want to fuck me for revenge sex?"
Perfectly normal.
I think its pretty common. 1 out of every 4 people probably have a stripper's phone # in their phone.
How am I feeling this morning? Well, besides the fact that my vagina looks like a pair of giraffe's lips and I'm walking like an over-confident cowgirl, I'm fantastic. Thanks for your concern.
The only reason I can fathom that you've been able to continue to date new people this long is that women continue to become of age each year, and the younger ones don't know any better.
In order to save time, dignity and liver damage, wanna get naked?
Was just told that I slept on the counter using a loaf of bread as a pillow. Clearly my life is going well.
Dude, I woke up with wet dollar bills in my boxers where did you take me???
If we both don't have awesome filthy sexual experiences to share in the morning...we are no longer best friends.
Is it wrong that I have to schedule a family Sunday brunch around my mom's weekly banging of my stepdad. And why do I even know this??
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