just threw up in the bushes outside my lecture hall. sometimes i hate the freedom college gives you.
were trying to schedule when i can give him head in between classes.
dude you cant keep breaking into my house just to raid my fridge.. especially at 3AM.
I SWALLOWED her nuva ring. Please tell me how your night could have been worse.
Last time I saw him the sun was coming up and he was asleep in the student wellness parking lot. For some reason people were peeing on him.
Nurse helped me count all my sexual partners and still gave me her phone number. She shall be #73.
He rolled up to the party in an ice cream truck. He was definitely my first priority
The name of tonight's festivities is hereby decreed to be the "Honey Boo Boo Hootenanny".
He's writing a strongly worded email to Trojan right now
I TOLD YOU THE BARESKIN CONDOMS WEREN'T AS RELIABLE.
I will be single by the day my lease is up (234 days). Plan accordingly.
So is the trick to long distance communication to be drunk during phone conversations?
There is a time and place for BDSM, in-between disney sing-alongs is not one of them.
Rough day
Good thing I've started drinking again
every day is bullshit and fuck everyone. That's my motto for the week
We have been dating for 5 months. I'm friends with his sister. Yet my number in his phone is still saved as "hot bartender"
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