i just had a dream that i could control how black Will Smith was with a remote.i need to stop sleeping with the TV on
I just beat off to a cartoon porn video. what has my life come to
I just spent a chunk of my Christmas money on Plan B. I don't think that's what my relatives had mind when they said "spend it wisely", but hey, it was a good investment considering the bad life choices i made last night.
Seriously? Time stamp. 2:31 AM. And I am taking self potraits with a tree. Betty Ford anyone?
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Just passed a guy passed out on a riding lawn mower in his front yard.
The goblet must only be used for good. And vodka. And anything t-pain would be proud of.
There is literally a guy in my class with a gallon of water and a trophy.
why did I try to FaceTime with 311 last night?
we're going to drop off one of our cars at the police station tonight so we'll be able to drive home in the morning
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Come find me, I'm the girl sitting alone in taco bell at 9 in the morning drinking concealed beer with a straw
We just had a sexually tense moment where we both chose the trough the pee. I love gay clubs.
I got us a lift home. Payment may require me giving road head, are you cool just chilling in the back seat pretending to be oblivious to this happening?
Are we gonna talk about that cunnilingus snap
But of course I'm in. After all, what fun would the holidays be without trying to find the perfect gift to impress someone you've never met, but need the approval of??
I'm just gonna ride this ego train to sex town
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