Remember that sex scene from American Psycho?
Ya, why?
We should try that some time.
Gonna be late. Someone jumped in front of our train.
maybe all of them together would equal one normal sized dick.
I wish I could google chicago male strippers on my work computer but I don't feel like talking to HR today
Best news of the day: the hot chick at the funeral was NOT related to me... Thank god
sitting next to michael phelps in the airport. wonder if he's carrying...
Just think about how many life skills I lack. Cooking... Driving... Sobriety...
He called my vagina a rainforest. This is coming from a guy whose pubes are longer than his dick.
I'm not holding out much hope. She met me in a nighclub when I was arguing with the cigarette machine
You should be proud. How many people can say they GAVE a stripper an std?
I have better things to do with my life than be faithful.
You just get me....like our souls are boning in the spirit world
He asked me if I wanted to blow his whistle and proceeded to pull out an actual whistle.
Don’t fucking talk to that dude from monday!! Ethical consumption dude, don’t fuck shitty guys
Please explain the hospital band on my wrist.
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