I think the boy in my gender studies class cried when 90% of the girls said they had faked an orgasm
not the best booty call
did she squirt?
only if tears count
I just made the answer to all my security questions "fuck you" with various levels of ! marks. I may regret this in the morning.
Ya. I wonder how much being a beard for a major league baseball player pays. This could be a lucrative arrangement...
So I've decided to grow a vagina forest. Because I'm single and it's like a zen garden. Brings a new meaning to long hair don't care.
Should I feel guilty that my husband is cheating on his girlfriend with me? I mean, we're not divorced yet so I still have dibs, right?
YOU CHEATED ON ME WITH THE WOMAN THAT IS STAYING AT YOUR HOUSE. FORGIVE ME IF IM NOT THINKING YOUR A DEDICATED BOYFRIEND.
Why isn't there a super hero that comes to the aide of really high kids when they kill their car battery?
Some dude with an OSU jersey just kissed him in the face in front of everyone. I should mention he's wearing a Panda costume. And has already been offered $20 for his suit by Plushies for oral sex.
sorry there isn't a 'perfect ass' emoji
did you just send me my own nude
Do I go to spinning class and try to redeem myself from going drunk, or do I wait a week and hope they forget I fell of the bike?
Come get your pancakes and take a nap in my boobs.
oh i see... well this is a positive first step in you courting him for sex.
By the time we got to McDonald's you were sharing a Big Mac with a stripper.
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