this is no time to have dignity 4/20 is coming
I have no idea. After the fireworks it all went to shit. Do you know why I woke up with a road sign?
Does anyone know who that girl who fell backwards and broke the shoe rack with her head was?
there were staples in my comforter. what kind of sex did we even have?
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Is it penis luge time yet?
She's an honest to god fucking ballerina. She did things I don't have names for.
Your headphones are on the door knob and I left you a burger on the door step.
I woke up this morning to a lot of blurry photos of a swan i must have chased down the riverbank and a handbag full of loose haribo.
You know.... I ordered the nipple clamps when I was drunk. But on further consideration, THANKS DRUNK ME I LIKE WHATS HAPPENING
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I ACCIDENTALLY HOOKED UP WITH A GUY WHO HAS A NICHOLAS CAGE POSTER ABOVE HIS BED I CANT HANDLE LIFE.
The universe is either telling you 1. you make terrible decisions or 2. its time to let go of your hatred of Cage.
So I sent him a snap of me half naked holding a pie last night.
I've decided to give up hard drugs for the rest of the year.
How likely is it that we can see each other tomorrow night? I want to shave my legs in good faith but it's cold outside and my bathroom is drafty.
Did your grand seduction include learning to play careless whisper on a kazoo or was that just a hobby
Pride log, day two. Noticing more bruises and scrapes. Liver functions probably very lowered.
Randomize