I dont remember anything after Tequila & Apple Juice. May have disovered the recipe for mental bleach.
Just try to make good decisions...remember our convo we had about morals the other day?
Turn them off?
i may or may not have puked on your loofa in the shower.
he calls his bong barack obonga, commander in kief. i found where i belong.
Apparently I blacked out and pissed all over the sliding glass door from the inside, as everyone watched from the outside helplessly....
He came on my face. Threw a towel at me. Stole my weed. And left. I thought this would be over after we graduated?
well shes beginning to earn a reputation as "the girl who tries to bone her hook ups in the ass with a pickle"
You know those creepy dolls that look like they are watching you from anywhere in the room? It was like that, but with his penis...
No. Mother. Fucking. Jello shots. Just no. I'm not falling into that trap again.
sending him nudies in gran's hospital bathroom. you?
On NPR this morning, farmers are feeding weed to pigs. The result: pot bacon. Life just got better.
That's what jaeger bombs out of teacups will do to you.
I may or may not have hooked up with the cop who arrested me.. Or I can cross hooking up with a stripper in a cop outfit off my bucket list.
What did we do lastnight that resulted in a $1,896 charge on my credit card with a $2,000 limit
Her hand jobs are magic. They smell like vanilla and awesomeness. She made me forget how to walk
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