I'm playing the sound guy on a porno set
you may be an alcoholic when your drug dealer calls to yell at you for drinking too
I just signed a document stating that I would dd all summer if they would go pickup food.
In a min. With a stripper at the hospital. Business. Not pleasure.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Time to do stuff I know I'll have to hide from my grandkids one day and everyone at next weekends wedding.
We were on the balcony tossing jello shots to people passing below
When people said no i'd yell "i tried them i promise they aren't roofied!"
Do you know what the cost code is for strip clubs? I'm filling out my company expense report right now
there's a photo set of like seven dicks covered in glitter....i don't know what to do
I am drunk please bring Taco Bell and sex
Never mind I found pizza just bring sex
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
We hit a deer while we were singing an acapella version of "I will always love you"
this case of pbr just wont end. i keep finding more.
Remember the girl I had sex with in the dorm stairwell? She got married!
tonight at the bar some people told me that I have a sprit following me around.. that's the kind of shit that you laugh off till you're home alone.
Just because you can't have him, doesn't mean you can have his brother.
What about the best friend?
I'm gonna have to start putting baby wipes and a change of pants in my bag. The amount of times I'm scared of shitting my pants in public is too high and I need the reassurance
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