3 st and 6 ave. One dollar pitchers. Look out world.
I dunno... she just cried a lot and I kept sighing.
when she said she would show you her other bow, she ment she wanted you to bend her over and see the tattoo on her lower back you idiot
my cabbie only has one arm...this can't be safe
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she tossed me in the back of the car and said "god gave u the gift of life and I wanna swallow it"
If he really loved his girlfriend then he'd wear a condom when he fucks me.
Those mornings you wake up with a Barbie tramp stamp are the mornings that are the that are going to make me miss this place
C'mon. I'm still an alcoholic at heart, regardless of its broken or not
If you are breathing, I want you at your house. No non-breathing-related excuses.
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idk. a stripper just bit me. I'm so disoriented
having flashbacks of licking salt of your dick for my shot of tequila
I bet you there is porn for people who get off on someone rubbing Chipotle on themselves
If he sends me a dick pic so help me god.
They're giving you narcotics aren't they?
If I offered to share would you come visit me?
I just threw up in the bushes and my gardener started clapping...
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