let's bang
You're in my phone as 'Weird Bus Guy' so I think my answer's no.
someone shit in a solo cup and left it at the base of the stairs. fuck orlando dude.
never thought i'd see a ''climb of shame'' until she came down from the attic in front of the whole party..
they ran out of ice so they are using frozen shrimp in their drinks
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Did I ever tell u about how my buddy fucked peter coors's daughter and made a tshirt that said I TAPPED THE ROCKIES with her picture on it?
Remind me tomorrow to take that ball-gag out of my purse.
I was preparing to do my walk of shame shirtless, but then I found my sweater, wallet and keys neatly piled under a tree in the park.
How do you say "I'm sorry I beat you up while cumming" in German?
My mom just invited me to come with them on their honeymoon to Mexico this summer. And I got a Bump-It in my stocking.
Pass the awkward sauce please.
I'm drowning in it here
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Just woke up next to a girl with 30 hot dogs in my bed. Vodka you win again.
So apparently after I spilled candle wax down the front of my pants, I went to the store, bought condoms, and passed them out to everyone at the bar.
I thought they were lying to me about the condoms, until I found the receipt in my pocket.
We did Irish Car Bombs out of butter trays, the influence of the retired community is astounding- I didn't know people even owned more than one butter tray.
the police report says i screamed sanctuary from a jungle gym at the playground when they caught up with us, obviously they disregarded international law.
He doesn't have much of a personality but he makes up for it with his sexual prowess
keeper.
hey can you send me that pic of that dude?...if this isn't Rochelle's phone...can you please find and tell Rochelle to send me that picture of that dude?
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