Driving out to Plano is like driving away from your twenties
I wish I was a guy so I could jack myself off anytime I wanted to
and in the morning, while we were eating breakfast, she was all " i think someone sneezed into my shirt..." she'll never know.
I don't know what I could have possibly done in a past life to deserve watching my boyfriend projectile vomit margaritas and probs blood while completely naked.
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i know you like preteen girls so i'm gonna offer you some advice...dump a bucket of glitter on yourself and walk into the sunlight. they will come running.
America approved of our night. A bald eagle flew over us at 7am
I had to ask him for the scissors while I was in the shower. My hood piercing was stuck in my loofah.
Apparently riding the dog like its a small horse is frowned upon in this establishment
It's all sex hats and vagina bandages with you isn't it?
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I was giving this guy head and he stopped me to look me in the eyes and say "you have a gift"
There is a hatefuck that has the destruction level of an atom bomb raging through my viens just aching to vaporize her.
Lets ignore the fact that you want to turn your dorm room into a sex dungeon and focus on the real issues here.
And then you poured the rest of the vodka into salsa and added the alcohol soaked pineapples and grapes and said "don't touch my salsa breakfast".
I was the only one in group sessions to bring up sex as a stress reliever. Some of those people were awfully judgy despite the fact we were all in a psych ward.
Can you pay somone's bail with a credit card or just cash? I feel like you would know this.
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