I love you
are you drunk
yes but I def love you, we should get married
But I'm Jewish
embrace Jesus
rolled in at 7am w/ 2 girls i met at the strip club. my neighbor was getting up to mow the lawn before he took his kids to school. i'm 31. he's younger. if given the chance, you think he'd want to switch places?
he wanted to give me a nickname... my choices were superjugs,godzilla boobs or mouth of fury
u just dont fucking get it...you try and cum while your cat is staring at you.
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i got excepted to unl lol
You mean "accepted".
We just saw him running from campus police a few minutes ago. So no, I don't think he's still passed out on the quad.
hanging out with you guys is like living the wikipedia entry for drugs...not sure i can handle that tonight.
You should be proud. How many people can say they GAVE a stripper an std?
Just high watching the holiday fireplace channel. My space heater lends authenticity to the fire experience. Come over.
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She said I was the most selfish person in bed she's ever been with and she's fucked Tucker Max.
We smoked bowls and watched Cops for what seemed like hours. And yet I know I'll go back.
I'm drinking vodka. Get ready for my famous "come over" mass snapchats
I'm too over dressed and drunk for this emergency vets office
It will be the shitshow of all shitshows.
Let me call you later. I’m lining up some office dick now that working at home is ending
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