My e-date is really photogenic. Real-life not so much
So he says he needs "alone time" a day that he doesnt have to deal with anyone. should i be concerned?
I think in guy language thats " Im fucking someone else and dont want u catching me"
just got super drunk mixing jägermeister with my lyme disease meds. even if my face goes paralyzed, at least i got smashed from it.
She compares her life to Teen Mom. She's 28.
I swear it started with good intentions but then my slutty side took over and we started playing strip checkers
in the middle of giving him head in the backseat of my car he taps me on the shoulder, opens the door, throws up three times and then proceeds to tell me how amazing i am.
you do realize that we pretended we were worms for like 10 minutes and inched around on the ground, don't you?
im still going. this is my new reality. also. dont take glowsticks in the bath. they explode. actually. do. it. its beautiful.
i dont think thats healthy man...
In complete seriousness I think I am the highest person on earth
I just wanna go somewhere and not be judged for wearing spandex shorts that make my ass look like a slice of fucking heaven. Is that so much to ask??
HES DOING PULLUPS BE STILL MY BEATING HEART
He dislocated his shoulder trying to finger me last night if that tells you anything
I WOULD SERIOUSLY RECOMMEND THE SHIT THAT I AM ON RIGHT NOW
Welp. June's off to a great start. I just ripped my pants, completely sober, at 10:30 p.m.
i want to say his dick was in it but not his heart
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